Friday, December 31, 2010

Christmas Aftermath

For the last two weeks I've been absent from normal society. I've been hiding and eating everything because, hey, it's Christmas after all. It's almost compulsory in my family. Blah blah bullshit.
Half the world are starving and we have invented a holiday that encourages the participants to eat as much crap as possible in the spirit of peace and good will. This culture of excessive consumption is making me sick, both physically and mentally. I know this but I still participate every year and it's always round about now I ask myself why? I'm off out to buy a full length mirror to assess the damage only I can be blamed for inflicting on the only body I will ever have...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSuSWUsrFFw&feature=player_embedded

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Monday, December 13, 2010

Santa wants you...

...to buy as much useless, mass-produced crap as is humanly possible, to prove to your family and friends that you love them.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Flake




Thursday, December 2, 2010